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1.What did the grape say when it got crushed? Nothing, it just let out a little wine. 2.I had a crazy dream last night! I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda. Turns out it was just a Fanta sea. 3.To the guy who invented zero, thanks for nothing menh. 4. I don’t trust stairs because they’re always up to something . 5.I lost my mood ring and I don’t know how to feel about it! 6.Yesterday, I accidentally swallowed some food coloring. The doctor says I’m okay, but I feel like I’ve dyed a little inside. 7.Becoming a vegetarian is one big missed steak. 8.Never discuss infinity with a mathematician, they can go on about it forever. 9.It’s hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs because they always take things literally. 10. I can’t believe I got fired from the calendar factory. All I did was take a day off! 11. I wasn’t originally going to get a brain transplant, but then I changed my mind. 12.What’s the difference between a poorly dressed man on a bicycle and a nice...

Read and smile:-- EPISODE 1;- Inward peace cannot be achieved by having stable political parties ,lack of war in the nation isn't that we all have peace in every soul,it's living in harmony and enjoying bursts of mirth all around you. A ll my life,I have been raised to be a misanthropic person. Being raised by oceans gave me a complete turn--around on the actual definition of peace.The only time I find some inward peace is the evening sunset at the sea oceans.On  Camps Bay beach  not  miles far away at my home ,some noted me once  that " If  Durban's North Beach is the King of Beaches, Camps Bay would be the Emperor",,sure.. With no more argue I remained calm as the sun sinks into the horizon as it goes down elsewhere to give light. As I sat on the white sands with perspectives on mind about the whole sea.Just as quoted by one of my favorite Kenyan author,~Goro wa kamau that when the sun goes down , don't cry,for if you do,it will hinder you from ...

  THE LOVE IN THE VILLAGE WELL By this well, Over hug by leafy branches of, sheltering trees, I first noticed her🤑. I saw her in the cool of a red,red  evening. I saw her, As if I had not seen her a thousand , times before. By this well, My eyes asked for love and, My heart ♥went mad. I stuttered, And murmured my first words of love, And capped, With my hands ,the intoxication that  were her breasts. In this well, in the clear waters of this whispering, well. The Silent moon, Witnessed with a smile our inviolate vows💍. The kisses 😘 That left us weak and breathless. It is dark, It is dark by the well that still whisper, It is darker🌚, It is  utter darkness in the heart that bleeds 🤕, By this well, Where magic has evaporated but memories lingered. Of damp death☠️, The rotting foilage freeks, And the branches, Are grotesque tolons of hungry  vultures. For she is dead😫,  The one I first loved by this well. TIME Limit of it shorten, Plans perish up on d...