BEST PUNS

1.What did the grape say when it got crushed? Nothing, it just let out a little wine.

2.I had a crazy dream last night! I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda. Turns out it was just a Fanta sea.

3.To the guy who invented zero, thanks for nothing menh.

4. I don’t trust stairs because they’re always up to something.

5.I lost my mood ring and I don’t know how to feel about it!

6.Yesterday, I accidentally swallowed some food coloring. The doctor says I’m okay, but I feel like I’ve dyed a little inside.

7.Becoming a vegetarian is one big missed steak.

8.Never discuss infinity with a mathematician, they can go on about it forever.

9.It’s hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs because they always take things literally.

10. I can’t believe I got fired from the calendar factory. All I did was take a day off!

11. I wasn’t originally going to get a brain transplant, but then I changed my mind.

12.What’s the difference between a poorly dressed man on a bicycle and a nicely dressed man on a tricycle? A tire of course menh.

13.How does Moses make coffee? Hebrews it my guy.

14.Somebody stole all my lamps at our first date. I couldn’t be more de-lighted! for the rest of the month.

15.I was addicted to the hokey pokey,But thankfully, I turned myself around.

16.Ladies, if he can’t appreciate your fruit jokes, You need to let that mango.

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